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Aussie Ancestors ๐ŸŒด

no cap, ancient humans took a wild route to oz 60k yrs ago, fr fr

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Aussie Ancestors ๐ŸŒด
Image: New Scientist

so like, youโ€™re probably wondering how our ancestors even made it to australia, right?

The Tea โ˜•

apparently, they took not one, but two routes to get there, and iโ€™m lowkey impressed, 60,000 years ago is no joke, they really said โ€˜hold my coffeeโ€™ and decided to migrate to a whole new continent, (yes, really), the people who actually know things are saying it was a genetic study that helped them figure this out, and honestly, itโ€™s giving me โ€˜main character energyโ€™ vibes

Why This Matters (Or Doesnโ€™t) ๐Ÿ‘€

this is lowkey a whole thing and iโ€™m not okay, i mean, can you imagine taking a boat ride to a new country with no google maps?

The Vibe Check ๐Ÿ’…

anyway, itโ€™s pretty cool to think about how our ancestors were just, like, exploring and discovering new lands, no cap, they were the original โ€˜chronically onlineโ€™ people, always on the move, always looking for the next big thing, and now weโ€™re just, like, sitting here, reading about it on our phones, itโ€™s a wild time to be alive, and iโ€™m not mad at it, so letโ€™s all just take a moment to appreciate our ancestors, they were the real mvpโ€™s, and weโ€™re just living our best lives, thanks to them, no cap, itโ€™s giving me all the feels โœจ

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Originally reported by New Scientist

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