Black Friday Slayed 🤑

Y’all, it’s your main character energy moment - NVIDIA just dropped the ultimate Black Friday deal, and I’m not okay.

The Tea ☕

They really said ‘hold my coffee’ and announced 50% off the first three months of a new GeForce NOW Ultimate membership. That’s GeForce RTX 5080-class power in the cloud for half the price, which is, like, a whole thing.

The NVIDIA Blackwell RTX upgrade is now fully live across all servers, so touch grass, and then get back to gaming, I guess.

Why This Matters (Or Doesn’t) 👀

This is lowkey a whole thing, and I’m not okay because, let’s be real, who doesn’t want to level up their gaming experience? The people who actually know things are saying this deal is a major flex, and I’m inclined to agree.

It’s giving major ‘I’m a functional adult with a gaming PC’ vibes, but without the ‘I’m a functional adult’ part, because, you know, gaming.

The Vibe Check 💅

Anyway, the tea is that this deal is only for a limited time (no surprise there), so if you want to slay the gaming game without breaking the bank, now’s your chance. It’s not every day you get to rent a fancy gaming PC in the cloud for half the price, so don’t @ me when you’re playing Cyberpunk 2077 on ultra settings, and I’m over here playing Minecraft on my potato computer.

All jokes aside, this deal is pretty based, and if you’re into gaming, you should definitely check it out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go touch some grass and pretend I’m not chronically online.