City Triggering?

Yaaas, the tea is piping hot, and I’ve got the scoop on the latest transfer rumors, fr fr.

The Tea ☕

So, apparently, Man City is lowkey trying to trigger Semenyo’s release clause, and I’m over here like, ‘is this a flex or what? ’ They really said ‘hold my coffee’ and went all in on this one.

The people who actually know things are saying this could be a major move, but I’m not entirely sure, tbh.

Why This Matters (Or Doesn’t) 👀

This is lowkey a whole thing, and I’m not okay, because if City pulls this off, it’s giving main character energy, and everyone else is just a side character. The implications are wild, and I’m living for it, but also, it’s not like they’re hurting for cash or anything, so, like, why not, right?

The delulu fans are already celebrating, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves, it’s not a done deal yet, sus.

The Vibe Check 💅

All jokes aside, this could be a game-changer for City, and if they manage to snag Semenyo, it’s going to be a whole mood. I’m talking ‘we just won the league’ type vibes, and I am HERE.

FOR. IT. But, for now, let’s just take a deep breath, touch grass, and remember it’s just a rumor, and we shouldn’t get our hopes up…

or should we?