FDA Said 'We Need to Talk' About Vaccines and It's Giving Main Character Energy 💊

Y’all, the FDA just entered their villain era and we’re all confused 😵‍💫

So apparently Vinay Prasad, who’s basically the CEO of vaccines or whatever, decided to wake up and choose violence by claiming COVID shots are linked to kids’ deaths. Fr fr, this man really said ‘hold my clipboard’ and dropped this bomb on a Friday like he’s trying to ruin everyone’s weekend.

The audacity is honestly impressive - it’s giving main character energy but make it controversial.

The tea is SCALDING and nobody asked for it ☕

Prasad and his team supposedly ‘concluded’ that coronavirus vaccines contributed to children’s deaths, which… bestie, that’s a BOLD claim to make without the receipts.

Now they’re talking about implementing stricter federal vaccine approval processes because apparently the current system wasn’t giving what it was supposed to give?

The man really said ‘I’m about to change the whole game’ like he’s dropping a mixtape instead of potentially life-altering medical policy.

This is lowkey giving ‘trust me bro’ energy 📰

Not to be that person, but the timing is sus and the lack of detailed evidence is even more sus. Like, sir, you can’t just drop a statement like this and expect us to not ask questions.

Where’s the peer review? Where are the studies?

It’s giving ‘I did my own research’ vibes and that’s never been a good look. The medical community is probably side-eyeing this harder than we side-eye people who still use Facebook unironically.

Plot twist: Everyone’s waiting for the actual data 🤔

While Prasad’s out here making big moves and bigger claims, the rest of us are just trying to figure out what this means for literally everything. Parents are stressed, doctors are confused, and anti-vaxxers are probably having their best day since 2021.

No cap, this whole situation is messier than a TikTok comment section during drama season. Until we get the full story with actual evidence, we’re all just sitting here like 🤡 waiting for someone to make it make sense.