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Measles Are Back ๐Ÿคฏ

Canada just lost its measles elimination status and I'm lowkey worried the US is next, no cap

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Monday, December 1, 2025 ๐Ÿ“– 2 min read
Measles Are Back ๐Ÿคฏ
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So, Canada just got its measles elimination status revoked and Iโ€™m over here thinking, โ€˜whatโ€™s good, eh?

The Tea โ˜•

They really said โ€˜hold my coffeeโ€™ and let measles spread for over a year, fr fr. I mean, I know itโ€™s not like they wanted to, but still, itโ€™s giving me โ€˜we ate the homeworkโ€™ vibes ๐Ÿ“š.

The United States, on the other hand, has until January to get its act together before we lose our status too, which, letโ€™s be real, is a whole thing and Iโ€™m not okay ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

Why This Matters (Or Doesnโ€™t) ๐Ÿ‘€

This is lowkey a whole thing because, well, measles is no joke. The people who actually know things are saying that we need to get our vaccination rates up, or else weโ€™ll be touching grass with the measles, and not in a fun way ๐ŸŒณ.

Itโ€™s not like we can just โ€˜touch grassโ€™ and expect everything to be okay, we need to take action, understood the assignment?

The Vibe Check ๐Ÿ’…

So, whatโ€™s the vibe here? Are we about to enter a measles epidemic, or can we slay this thing with some good olโ€™ vaccinations? ๐Ÿค” Iโ€™m no expert, but I do know that we need to take this seriously, no cap.

Itโ€™s not a delulu situation, itโ€™s real, and we need to get our acts together before itโ€™s too late, or weโ€™ll be living rent free in the land of measles, and thatโ€™s just not a good look, sus ๐Ÿšซ.

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Originally reported by Science News

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