Nintendo Switch 2 Black Friday Deals? That's Lowkey Cap Bestie 💀

Besties, I hate to be the bearer of mid news, but… 📰

So you’re out here thinking Nintendo is gonna bless us with some fire Black Friday deals on the Switch 2? That’s giving main character energy but make it delusional 💅 No cap, Nintendo really said “sale?

we don’t know her” and honestly?

They’re not wrong because this console has been absolutely FLYING off shelves since it dropped earlier this year. Like bestie, when you’re the moment, you don’t need to discount yourself - understood the assignment perfectly tbh.

The Math Isn’t Mathing (But Also It Is?) 🧮

Look, I’m not gonna gaslight you into thinking there’s zero savings to be had this Black Friday - that would be lowkey toxic of me. But expecting Nintendo to put their brand spanking new console on sale during its FIRST holiday season?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

These consoles are selling faster than concert tickets to see your fave, so why would Nintendo take an L on profits when people are literally fighting over these things in stores? The economics are economics-ing, no printer just facts.

Hot Take Time 🔥

Highkey, Nintendo is that friend who knows they’re popular and acts accordingly. They said “we’re not like other gaming companies, we’re a cool gaming company” and honestly? It’s giving monopoly energy but make it legal.

While Sony and Microsoft are out here throwing discounts around like confetti, Nintendo is sitting pretty knowing their fans will pay full price AND say thank you. The audacity is both infuriating and lowkey iconic.

The Takeaway (Because We Love A Good Reality Check) ✨

So what’s the move, gamers? Maybe check for bundle deals or accessories on sale, but don’t hold your breath for that console discount. Nintendo really said “the price is the price” and left us all on read.