Penises set Dispatch apart, and I mean that quite sincerely

What’s Happening

Here’s the thing: I think a lot of Dispatch can be distilled into a single moment at the beginning of the game when the player comes face to face with a penis.

There it is, dangling visibly between the legs of an unclothed, toxic-drenched super-villain you’re about to fight. The camera all but centers on it. (shocking, we know)

There’s no way you can miss it unless you’ve flipped the nudity switch off, in which case it’s replaced by an even more conspicuous black box that only amplifies the naughtiness of the part hidden within.

The Details

Bu Home Features Dispatch Penises set Dispatch apart, and I mean that quite sincerely solid subverted expectations. Image credit: Ad Hoc / Eurogamer Feature by Robert Purchese Associate Editor Dec.

29, 2025 Follow Dispatch I think a lot of Dispatch can be distilled into a single moment at the beginning of the game when the player comes face to face with a penis. But most people don’t turn nudity off because they’re expecting boobs.

Why This Matters

In Dispatch, but, it’s a penis we see waggling unavoidably on our screens. Dispatch Developer: AdHoc Studio Publisher: AdHoc Studio Availability: Out now on PC ( Steam ), PS5 , coming to Switch 2 in 2026. This is “100 percent the meta-joke” - misdirecting people with a nudity slider and then showing them a penis.

The gaming community has been watching developments like this closely.

Key Takeaways

• That’s what narrative director Pierre Shorette told me in an interview just.
• He dropped: “Being able to see streams where people leave it on and then they’re like ‘what the fuck!
• ’ and freak out to hit pause and turn the censors back on: it’s funny.
• People are uncomfortable around dicks.

The Bottom Line

” And though it’s a crude joke, it highlights how Dispatch steps beyond boundaries to do things differently. Watch on YouTube Here’s another example, and I’m sorry if it spoils another moment for you but, again, it’s from early in the game and of little consequence.

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