Slay Bells Ringing 💀

So, you wanna be the real MVP of gift-giving this year, huh?

They really said ‘hold my coffee’ and dropped a list of 38 sex toys to gift, and I’m not mad at it.

The Tea ☕

Let’s get into it - these toys and accessories are, uh, not for the faint of heart (or for opening in front of your judgy aunt).

From vibrators to, ahem, other goodies, this list has it all.

I mean, who needs a boring old sweater when you can gift something that’ll make their jingle bell rock, right?

Lowkey, this is a whole thing, and I’m not okay - in the best way possible.

The people who actually know things are saying it’s time to spice up your gift game, and I’m here for it.

It’s giving main character energy, and we love to see it.

But, let’s be real, some of these gifts are sus, and you should probably know your audience before gifting.

Like, don’t gift your coworker a vibrator, that’s just not a good look (I can’t make this up, but please don’t do that).

All jokes aside, it’s time to touch grass and talk about the elephant in the room - sex toys are, in fact, a valid gift option.

Based on this list, it seems like the market is booming, and we’re not complaining.

So, go ahead, be the gift-giving slay queen you are, and make this year’s holiday season one to remember.

Just, you know, maybe don’t gift these in front of your grandma, that’s just not a good idea, fr fr.