Stocks Ate My Lunch 📉

so i’m scrolling through my feeds and i see that U. S.

The Tea ☕

they really said ‘hold my coffee’ and decided to dip after last week’s rally, which was honestly a whole mood

apparently, investors were like ‘you know what, let’s take some profits’ after a super volatile november, and i’m over here like ‘same, except my profits are just my student loans being slightly less overwhelming’

Why This Matters (Or Doesn’t) 👀

this is lowkey a whole thing and i’m not okay, because it means that the market is still super unpredictable, and i’m just trying to adult over here

the people who actually know things are saying that this is just a normal part of the market cycle, but like, what even is normal anymore?

The Vibe Check 💅

anyway, it’s giving me major ‘check your 401k’ vibes, and i’m just hoping that my investments don’t end up being a meme

all jokes aside, it’s a good reminder to stay informed and not get too caught up in the hype, unless you’re a day trader, in which case, go off, king

but for the rest of us, let’s just take a deep breath, touch grass, and remember that the stock market is just one aspect of life, and we shouldn’t be too delulu about it

so, there you have it, folks, the stock market is still a wild ride, but we’ll get through it together, or at least, that’s the tea ☕