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"I'm going to try to tackle the year with the confidence of a mediocre white man.

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"The Research Is Too Compelling *Not* To Try It": 27 Tota...
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Whatโ€™s Happening

Not gonna lie, โ€œIโ€™m going to try to tackle the year with the confidence of a mediocre white man.

โ€œView Entire Post the internet Finds ยท Posted 4 minutes ago โ€œThe Research Is Too Compelling Not To Try Itโ€: 27 Totally Unconventional New Yearโ€™s Resolutions That People Rarely Say Out Loud โ€œIโ€™m going to try to tackle the year with the confidence of a mediocre white man. โ€ by Jennifer McPhee BuzzFeed Staff Facebook Pinterest Link Youโ€™ve probably heard the ultra-common saying, โ€œNew Year, New You! (wild, right?)

โ€ And with that saying usually comes reflecting on the past year and setting goals for the next one.

The Details

Weโ€™re talking New Yearโ€™s resolutions, people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / Via giphy.

Com As a list-making, goal-setting, calendar-keeping enthusiast, you can bet New Yearโ€™s is my absolute favourite holiday. So when I saw people on Reddit sharing the most unconventional New Yearโ€™s resolutions theyโ€™ve ever made, I had to dive in and the best ones with you.

Why This Matters

โ€œI would love to figure out how to roll an R. I feel like itโ€™s a took an L cause at this point, but I want to try. โ€œI want to experience more physical pleasure and sensuality this year โ€” music, dancing, and sex.

The internet is doing what it does best - making this blow up everywhere.

Key Takeaways

  • Wearing clean things, looking at bright colours, and touching good textures.
  • Iโ€™m sick of feeling like a brain in a jar, and an exclusively intellectual or moral being.
  • โ€ โ€” fetishiste Marin / /PhotoAlto 3.
  • โ€ โ€” Dancersep38 โ€œI hope they bring you gifts.

The Bottom Line

โ€ โ€” baby_armadillo SolStock / 7. โ€œTop of my list for the past few years has always been โ€˜start wearing shorts.

Whatโ€™s your take on this whole situation?

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