Trump's Tech Bro 🚀

So, you know how they say ‘it’s not what you know, it’s who you know’? Well, David Sacks, the Trump administration’s A. I.

and crypto czar, is lowkey the embodiment of that phrase. He’s been helping formulate policies that, surprise surprise, aid his Silicon Valley friends and many of his own tech investments (yes, really).

The Tea ☕

Sacks has been making moves, and by moves, I mean he’s been making money - a lot of it. He’s helped shape policies that benefit the very same companies he’s invested in, and it’s giving major ‘conflict of interest’ vibes.

I mean, who needs ethics when you can just, you know, profit off your position? (I guess that’s one way to ‘drain the swamp’).

It’s not just about the benjamins, though. Sacks’ policies have also been beneficial to his friends in the tech industry, because, you know, it’s all about who you know (and who you’re friends with on Facebook, apparently).

It’s like they say: ‘it’s not what you know, it’s who you know, and also who you’re invested in, and also who you’re friends with’ - that’s the real motto, fr fr.

Why This Matters (Or Doesn’t) 👀

This is lowkey a whole thing, and I’m not okay. I mean, shouldn’t the people in charge be, like, not using their positions for personal gain? It’s not exactly the most sus thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s definitely up there.

The people who actually know things are saying that this is a major problem, and I’m inclined to agree - I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned scandal?

The Vibe Check 💅

All in all, this situation is just… it’s giving ‘rent free’ - as in, David Sacks is living his best life, and we’re all just over here paying the price (literally, in some cases).

It’s time to touch grass, Sacks, because this chronically online energy isn’t cutting it.

Anyway, that’s the tea - stay woke, folks, and don’t let the main character energy fool you: this is some delulu stuff right here.