War Update 🚨

They really said ‘hold my coffee’ and dropped a war update on us, no cap.

The Tea ☕

So, it’s day 1,376 of the Russia-Ukraine war and I’m still trying to process how we’ve been living with this news for so long (yes, really). The people who actually know things are saying it’s a whole thing and I’m not okay, fr fr.

Why This Matters (Or Doesn’t) 👀

This is lowkey a whole thing and I’m not okay, the war has been going on for so long it’s giving me rent free space in my head, I just can’t even. The implications are wild, with experts saying it’s a major concern for global security (I know, I know, it sounds sus).

The Vibe Check 💅

I’m just gonna say it, the whole situation is delulu and we need to touch grass, like, now. The main character energy of world leaders is just too much, it’s giving me L/W vibes.

Anyway, that’s the update, stay safe out there and don’t @ me, understood the assignment?